Third Time’s A Charm

I was about to jump to where Ate Kee-El (Remember that loudmouthed iguana-piranha hybrid?) was seated, grab her in a headlock, and stuff all of the underwear I brought inside her oral mucosa when I saw that we were approaching Melaka Sentral. Finally! The moment the bus stopped on the platform, the Actress and I […]

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Arriving in Melaka

I felt the distinct feeling that somebody was watching me. I turned my head to the right and I saw one of the hostel guests looking at me with this fascinated look on her face. I know that look. I smiled at her briefly then turned my attention back to my plate―my plate that was […]

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Wandering Around Kuala Lumpur

It was already past seven in the evening when we arrived in Pasar Seni and checked-in at our hostel the previous day. The Actress and I were exhausted, thanks to our spinal cord-rearranging flight and getting stuck in traffic, so we decided to grab a quick dinner and explore Chinatown very briefly before calling it […]

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That Familiar Newbie Feeling

When 2015 finally rolled along, I seriously had no travel plans plotted for this year. Yes, my travel plans are as sterile as my and many of my friends’ love lives. I am not depressed though. Hurling travel on my car’s backseat was something I intentionally did so I could focus on other important and […]

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Abs, Altitude and Agitators

While a tram festooned with an Abercrombie & Fitch model’s abs is what I would definitely classify as a good way to start the morning, I cannot help but feel depressed as the vehicle passed by in front of me. I spared a look at my belly. It appears that there’s a python gestating inside […]

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Going Around Hong Kong

I was walking out of Hong Kong International Airport when my fifth personality started singing inside my head. “Sunlight, oh sunlight! Bring me the love I’ll need to guide me…” I smacked him with an iron pipe. The morning sunlight was far from being the bearer of a love that will guide me to wherever […]

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